@TEOTD - At The End Of The Day
14AA41 - One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B - To Be Or Not To Be
2NITE - Tonight
411 - it means: info
4ever - Forever
86 - Out Of or Over
A/S/L - Age/Sex/Location
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF - As A Friend
AAK - Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI - As A Matter Of Interest
AAR - At Any Rate
AAR8 - At Any Rate
AAS - Alive And Smiling
AATK - Always At The Keyboard
AAYF - As Always, Your Friend
AB - Backwards
ABITHIWTIDB - A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 - About To
ACD - Alt Control Delete
ACE - Access Control Entry
ACK - Acknowledgement
ADAD - Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB - All Done Bye Bye
ADIH - Another Day In Hell
ADIP - Another Day In Paradise
ADR - Address
AEAP - As Early As Possible
AFAGAY - A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP - A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS - As Far As I Can See
AFAICT - As far As I can Tell
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIU - As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI - As Far As I Understand It
AFAP - As Far As Possible
AFAYC - As Far As You're Concerned
AFC - Away From Computer
AFDN - Any Fu*king Day Now
AFIAA - As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI - A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AFZ - Acronym free zone
AGKWE - And God Knows What Else
AIAMU - And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIH - As It Happens
AIMB - As I Mentioned Before
AIMP - Always In My Prayers
AISE - As I Said Earlier
AISI - As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. - Also Known As
ALAP - As Late As Possible
ALOL - Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG - Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP - As Many As Possible
AMBW - All My Best Wishes
AML - All My Love
AND - Any day now
ANFAWFOWS - And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD - And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS - All Of A Sudden
AOB - Abuse Of Bandwidth
AP - Apple Pie
ASAFP - As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH - Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATST - At The Same Time
ATW - All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh*t Again
AWOL - Absent Without Leave
AYK - As You Know
AYSOS - Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB - And You're Telling Me This Because?
B/C - Because
B4 - Before
B4N - Bye For Now
B4U - Before You
B4YKI - Before You Know It
BAG - Bursting A Gut
BAK - Back At my Keyboard
BAU - Business As Usual
BB4N - Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG - Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM - Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN - Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB - Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF - Be Back In A Few
BBIAS - Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW - Be Back In A While
BBL - Be Back Later
BBN - Bye Bye Now
BBSD - Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL - Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT - Be Back Tomorrow
BCBS - Big Company, Big School
BCNU - Be Seein' You
BCOZ - Because
BD - Big Deal
BDC - Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN - Big Damn Number
BEOS - Nudge
BFD - Big Fu*king Deal
BFF - Best Friends Forever
BFN - Bye For Now
BHAG - Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHOF - Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF - Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYN - Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD - Back In The Day
BKA - Better Known As
BM - Byte Me
BMOTA - Byte Me On The a*s
BNF - Big Name Fan
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR - Bathroom
BRB - Be Right Back
BRT - Be Right There
BS - Big Smile
BSF - But Seriously, Folks
BT - Byte This
BTA - But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTDTGTS - Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM - Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM - Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me
BTW - By The Way
BTWBO - Be There With Bells On
BW - Best Wishes
BWDIK - But What Do I Know?
BWO - Black, White or Other
BYKT - But you Knew That
C/P - Cross Post
CB - Chat brat
CFV - Call For Vote
CIAO - Goodbye (in Italian)
CID - Consider It Done
CIS - CompuServe Information Service
CMF - Count My Fingers
CMIW - Correct Me if I'm Wrong
COB - Close Of Business
CofS - Church of Scientology
C-P - Sleepy
CRAFT - Can't Remember A Fu*king Thing
CRAP - Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT - Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS - Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh*t
CRTLA - Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL - Can't Stop Laughing
C-T - City
CTA - Call To Action
CTC - Choking The Chicken
CU - See You
CUL - See You Later
CUL8ER - See You Later
CUL8R - See You Later
CUNS - See You In School!
CWYL - Chat With You Later
CY - Calm Yourself
CYA - Cover Your a*s
CYL - See You Later
CYT - See You Tomorrow
DARFC - Ducking And Running For Cover
DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD - Due Diligence
DDD - Direct Distance Dial
DETI - Don't Even Think It
DF - Dear Friend
DGA - Don't Go Anywhere
DGT - Don't Go There
DH - Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU - Do I Know You
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS - Do I Look Like I Give A Sh*t
DIY - Do It Yourself
DKDC - Don't Know Don't Care
DL - Download
DLTM - Don't Lie To Me
DMI - Don't Mention It
DNC - Does Not Compute
DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
DUST - Did You See That?
DWYM - Does What You Mean
DYFM - Dude You Fascinate Me
DYJHIW - Don't You Just Hate it When…
DYOFDW - Do Your Own Fu*king Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK - Eating at Keyboard
EG - Evil Grin
EL - Evil Laugh
EM? - Excuse Me?
EOD - End Of Day
EOM - End Of Message
ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
EULA - End-User License Agreement
EWI - E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ - Easy
F2F - Face-to-Face
FAB - Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL - Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC - For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS - Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE - Fatal Error
FF - Friends Forever
FF&PN - Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FISH - First in, Still Here
FITB - Fill in the Blanks
FO - Fu*k Off
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
FOC - Free of Charge
FOFL - Falling on Floor Laughing
FRED - Fu*king Ridiculous Electronic Device
FS - Fido SMS
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL - Faster Than Light
FTM - Fido Text Message
FTTB - For The Time Being
FUBAR - Fu*ked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB - Fu*ked Up Beyond Belief
FUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM - Fu*ked Up Mess
FWD - Forward
FWIW - For What It's Worth
FYA - For Your Amusement
FYI - For Your Information
FYIFV - Fu*k You I'm Fully Vested
FYM - For Your Misinformation
GA - Go Ahead
GAL - Get A Life
GALGAL - Give A Little Get A Little
GBH - Great Big Hug
GD&R - Grinning, Ducking and Running
GG - Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN - Gotta Go Now
GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST - Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL - Good Luck
GLYASDI - God Loves You And So Do I
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT - Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY - Got Nothing But Love For You
GOK - God Only Knows
GR&D - Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 - Great
GRRRR - it means Growling
GSOAS - Go Sit On A Snake
GTG - Got To Go
GTGB - Got To Go, Bye
GTGP - Got To Go Pee
GTH - Go To Hell
GTSY - Glad To See Ya
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
HAGD - Have a Great Day
HAGO - Have A Good One
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
HAND - Have a Nice Day
HB - Hurry Back
HD - Hold
HF - Hello, Friend
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ - Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS - Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY - Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH - Hope It Helps
HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee
HOHA - HOllywood HAcker
HTH - Hope This (or That) Helps
HUA - Heads Up Ace
HUGZ - Hugs
HUYA - Head Up Your A*s
I 1-D-R - I Wonder
IAC - In Any Case
IAC - In Any Case
IAE - In Any Event
IAITS - It's All In The Subject
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook
IANAE - I Am Not an Expert
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IAT - I Am Tired
IBRB - I Will Be Right Back
IBT - In Between Technology
IBTD - I Beg To Differ
IC - In Character
ICBW - I Could Be Wrong
ID10T - Idiot
IDGAF - I Don't Give A Fu*k
IDGI - I Don't Get It
IDK - I Don't Know
IDKY - I Don't Know You
I-D-L - Ideal
IDM - It Does Not Matter
IDST - I Didn't Say That
IDTS - I Don't Think So
IEF - It's Esther's Fault
IFAB - I Found A Bug
IFU - I Fu*ked Up
IGGP - I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP - I Get The Point
IHAIM - I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO - I Have No Opinion
IHTFP - I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This Fu*king Place
IIIO - Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD - If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR - If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC - If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IIWM - If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK - I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILU - I Love You
ILY - I Love You
IM - Instant Messaging
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO - In My Opinion
IMS - I Am Sorry
INMP - It's Not My Problem
INNW - If Not Now, When
INPO - In No Particular Order
IOH - I'm Outta Here
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
ISS - I Said So
ISTM - It Seems to Me
ISTR - I Seem To Remember
ISWYM - I See What You Mean
ITM - In The Money
IUM - If You Must
IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD - If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO - In Your Opinion
IYSS - If You Say So
IYSWIM - If You See What I Mean
J/C - Just Checking
J/K - Just Kidding!
J/W - Just Wondering
JAD - Just Another day
JAFO - Just Another Fu*king Onlooker
JAM - Just a Minute
JK - Just Kidding
JM2C - Just My 2 Cents
JOOTT - Just One Of Those Things
JT - Just Teasing
K - Okay or All Right
KBD - Keyboard
KEWL - Cool
KFY - Kiss For You
KIR - Keep It Real
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT - Keep In Touch
KMA - Kiss My a*s
KMRIA - Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOK - Knock
KOTC - Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
KWIM - Know What I Mean
KYPO - Keep Your Pants On
L8R - Later
LAQ - Lame a*s Quote
LD - Long Distance
LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LIFO - Last In First Out
LLTA - Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO - Laughing My A*s Off
LMK - Let Me Know
LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA - Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL - Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD - Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LRF - Little Rubber Feet
LSV - Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC - Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTNS - Long Time No See
LWR - Launch When Ready
LYL - Love Ya Lots
LYLAB - Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS - Love You Like A Sister
M8 or M8s - Mate or Mates
MA - Mature Audience
MFD - Multi-Function Device
MfG - Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY - My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY - My Hat's Off To You
MIHAP - May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fu*k
MKOP - My Kind Of Place
MM - Market Maker
MMHA2U - My Most Humble Apologies To You
MOMPL - One Moment Please
MOO - Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF - Male or Female?
MOSS - Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS - Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD - Message Of The Day
MOTSS - Members Of The Same Sex
MSG - Message
MTBF - Mean Time Between Failure
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You
MUBAR - Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL - More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB - Mind Your Own Business
N/A - Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/T - No Text
N1 - Nice One
N2M - Not To Mention
NAK - Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT - Not A Lot of People Know That
N-A-Y-L - In A While
NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD - No Big Deal
NBIF - No Basis In Fact
NCG - New College Graduate
N-E-1 - Anyone
N-E-1 ER - Anyone Here?
NFI - No Fu*king Idea
NFW - No Fu*king Way
NG - New Game
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIM - No Internal Message
NIMBY - Not In My Back Yard
NIMQ - Not In My Queue
NM - Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMP - Not My Problem
NOYB - None Of Your Business
NP - No Problem
NQOCD - Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG - Energy
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NSFW - Not Safe For Work
NTK - Nice To Know
NTYMI - Now That You Mention It
NUFF - Enough Said
NW - No Way!
NYCFS - New York City Finger Saluet
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW - Oh By The Way
OEM - Original Equipment Manufacturer
OIC - Oh, I see
OK - All Correct
OLL - On-Line Love
OMDB - Over My Dead Body
OMG - Oh My Gosh
OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
OOC - Out Of Character
OOF - Out Of Facility
OOI - Out Of Interest
OOO - Out Of Office
OOTB - Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC - Obligatory On Topic Comment
OS - Operating System
OT - Off Topic
OTOH - On the Other Hand
OTP - On the Phone
OTT - Over the Top
OTTOMH - Off the Top of my Head
OUSU - Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE - Or Words To That Effect
OZ - stands for: Australia
P&C - Private and Confidential
PANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PD - Public Domain
PDOMA - Pulled Directly Out Of My A*s
PDQ - Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PIMP - Peeing In My Pants
PITA - Pain In The A*s
PLS - Please
PM - Personal Message
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM - Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI - Pardon My Jumping In
PO - Piss Off
PONA - Person Of No Account
POOF - Good-bye
POS - Parent Over Shoulder
POV - Point of View
PS - Post Script
PU - That Stinks
P-ZA - Pizza
QL - Quit Laughing!
QS - Quit Scrolling
QT - Cutie
R&D - Research & Development
R&R - Rest & Relaxation
RAT - Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RBAY - Right Back At Ya
RBTL - Read Between The Lines
RE - Regards or Hello Again
RFD - Request For Discussion
RFR - Really F*#king Rich
RFS - Really F*#king Soon
RKBA - Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL - Real Life
RLF - Real Life Friend
RMLB - Read My Lips Baby
RMMM - Read My Mail Man!
RN - Right Now!
ROFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My a*s Off
ROTFLOL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM - Right On The Money
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTBS - Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ - Read the FAQ File
RTFM - Read The F*c*ing Manual
RTK - Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM - Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RU - Are You?
RUMORF - Are You Male Or Female
RUOK - Are you Okay?
RUUP4IT - Are You Up For It
RX - Regards
RYO - Roll Your Own
S2R - Send To Receive
S4L - Spam For Life
SBTA - Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG - Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR - Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED - Said Enough Darling
SEP - Somebody Else's Problem
SF - Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA - So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE - Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFX - Sound Effects
SH - Sh*t Happens
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD - Still In The Dark
SLIRK - Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM - Send Me An Instant Message
SME - Subject Matter Expert
SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F*c*ed Up
SNAG - Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT - Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO - Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL - Sh*t Out of Luck
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
SorG - Straight or Gay?
SRO - Standing Room Only
SSDD - Same Sh*t Different Day
SSEWBA - Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STFU - Shut The Fu*k Up
STM - Spank The Monkey
STR8 - Straight
STYS - Speak To You Soon
SUYF - Shut Up You Fool
SWAG - Scientific Wild a*s Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK - Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK - Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT - So What Do You Think?
SYS - See You Soon
TAFN - That Is All for Now
TAH - Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU - Things Are Really Fu*ked Up
TAS - Taking A Shower
TBA - To Be Advised
TBC - To Be Continued
TCB - The Trouble Came Back!
TDM - Too Darn Many
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS - That is For Darn Sure
TFH - Thread From Hell
TFN - Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFX - Traffic
TGIF - Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS - Thanks
TIA - Thanks In Advance
TIAIL - Think I Am In Love
TIC - Tongue In Cheek
TK - To Come
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TLGO - The List Goes On
TLK-2-U-L-8-R - Talk to You Later
TM - Trust Me
TMI - Too Much Information
TMTOWTDI - There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA - Temporarily Not Available
TNC - Tongue In Cheek
TNX - Thanks
TOM - Tomorrow
TOT - Tons of Time
TP - Team Player
TPC - The Phone Company
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTG - Time to Go
TTS - Text to Speech
TTT - That's The Ticket -or- To The Top
TTUL - Talk to You Later
TTYL - Talk To You Later
TVN - Thank You Very Much
TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC - To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI - That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
TXS - Thanks
TY - Thank You
TYVM - Thank You Very Much
U - You
U2 - You Too?
U-L - You Will
unPC - unPolitically Correct
UPOD - Under Promise Over Deliver
U-R - You Are
U-R W-S - You Are Wise
URYY4M - You Are Too Wise For Me
VBG - Very Big Grin
VBS - Very Big Smile
VC - Venture Capital
VEG - Very Evil Grin
VFM - Value For Money
VM - Voice Mail
VRBS - Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t
VSF - Very Sad Face
W/O - Without
WAD - Without A Doubt
WAG - Wild a*s Guess
WAI - What An Idiot
WAMBAM - Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WB - Welcome Back or Write Back
WBS - Write Back Soon
WC - Who Cares?
WCA - Who Cares Anyway
WDYS - What Did You Say?
WDYT - What Do You Think?
WE - Whatever
WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
WF - Way Fun
WFM - Works For Me
WG - Wicked Grin
WGAFF - Who Gives A Flying Fu*k
WIIFM - What's In It For Me?
WISP - Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT - Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS - What in the Fu*k is this Sh*t
WNOHGB - Were No One Has Gone Before
WOG - Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT - Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WRT - With Regard To or With Respect To
WT - Without Thinking
WTB - Want To Buy
WTF - What The Fu*k
WTG - Way To Go!
WTH - What the Heck
WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM - Without Thinking To Much
WU? - What is Up
WUF? - Where are You From?
WWY? - Where Were You?
WX - Weather
WYCM? - Will You Call Me?
WYP - What's Your Problem?
WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
WYS - Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG - What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT - Whatever You Think
WYWH - Wish You Were Here
X-I-10 - Exciting
XME - Excuse Me
XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
YA - Yet Another
YA yaya - Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YACC - Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI - You Asked For It You Got It
YCT - Your Comment To
YDKM - You Don't Know Me
YGBK - You Gotta Be Kiddin'
YHM - You Have Mail
YIC - Yours In Christ
YKW? - You Know What?
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
YNK - You Never Know
YOYO - You're On Your Own
YR - Yeah Right
YSYD - Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT - You Telling The Truth?
YW - You are Welcome
YWIA - You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW - Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ - Sleeping, Bored, Tired